It's the 2025 Edition of Hank Heitner Rockland Senior Softball Weekly Game Summaries

DEDICATED TO THE LEAGUE FOUNDER "HANK HEITNER"

Week 15 (08/10)  game results as reported from the field. One week left in the regular season.

(Note: Game write-ups will only be accepted from the winning team. It is their privilege/choice as winning team to provide a summary.

Please keep summaries to brief (subjective, but use good judgement) sentences, not run-on sentences, in length.

DIVISION 1 Game Recaps

DIVISION 2 Game Recaps

[ABasso Reporting]: The Eagles took the 2-game series from the Dead-Heads, sending them back under by 9 runs. Meanwhile, the Birds in 53 at bats, scored 16 runs on 24 hits. 3 hits came from Billy R (let out of jail this week), Charlie F (fresh off the lobster boat), Mike L (3 cigarettes = a hit); 2 hits were Chris P (took the elevator to get here from 85th NYC floor above), Wilkey J (last seen in South Haverstraw, not Bronx), Dennis T (who let the door open), Jeff L (does anyone have a light, I need a cigar out here, no action!), Craig V (oh where oh where are my hits gone), Brian G (sold his flag-football son so Dad can play softball) no fret, Special Agent Billy is on the case with the SWAT team ran by NYC Agent Louis V. 2 Rbi were produced by Billy R, Wilkey J, Dennis T, and Charlie F. 

The HR blast into the left center field trees was by 1B'er Billy Robinson; rumor had it that Brian G's son was snatched by an Eagle and placed in a high tree nest. So, Billy sent the Gold-ball spy camera to check it out. Good thing the small Eagle-Birds just finished Lunch too.

Goat of the Game was clearly the Other Team; the Photo Shot of the Game was Billy R sliding into first base; and the Skipper asked, "Question of the Game - where were these runs last week?"

Lineup Couples 1. Chris and Billy go 5-8; 2. Wilkey and Dennis go 4-7, 4 Rbi; 3. Charlie, Jeff, Mike go 8-12, 4 Rbi; Craig raises his BA 6th week in row; Lost Swing, somewhere, Steve V and Ed V, 0-7; Noise of the Game, the rowdy fan(s) 1, ELLEN; we luv 'ya. Standings, Eagles can finish no lower than 3rd place, still a shot to stay at 2nd, maybe sneak into 1st, but need help